Mia Malkova’s Porn Game Mansion Is The Most Lavish Thing Ever

Porn star Mia Malkova purchased a massive mansion in the Portland, Oregon area. Some are terming the  $3.9 million dollar property as the new “porn castle,” and they probably aren’t far from the mark.

Malkova purchased the property with content producer Eli Tucker and a silent partner.

Previously known as “BlackBerry Castle,” The Sun reports the property size at approximately 6.4 acres. The 13,000 square foot interior has five bedrooms and bathrooms as well as a tennis court. In other words, it’s an insanely behemoth structure that allows Mia a guest or two. I’m being facetious, of course. There are even armor suits at the ready in case a medieval invasion goes down. Yeah, this place is that pimp. And well suited for her handful of small dogs.

The doorway has a castle crest which creates a lavish, sort of magical experience upon entry.

mia malkova castle crest

The original family created the crest and it can be found throughout the home.

Oh, there’s an “oasis room” that’s both an indoor and outdoor room where the sounds of waterfalls echo about.

mia malkova porn mansion oasis

The oasis room also has a bar. Yeah, of course it does.

mia malkova porn mansion oasis bar

An indoor theater and climbing wall are other incredible attributes of this amazing home.

Dark wood and old-style bricks are used throughout the home giving the residence an old castle feel throughout.

There are also knights living in the castle. Mia kindly points out that they are “not real.”

mia malkova castle knights

As of today, Mia and her pets have resided in Blackberry Mansion for two and a half months. To be honest, it’s not impossible to think she hasn’t seen the entire home yet.

The 28-year-old pornstar turned entrepreneur will use the place for creating porn videos and porn games. We can only dream of what’s to come out of this lavish mansion.