The erotic video game industry isn’t something you hear a ton about anymore. That’s because porn games, often considered more technologically evolved, have taken over the web.
But erotic video games still have their place, almost in the same way that records and cassette tapes still draw the interests of lots of nostalgic folks.
So what are some cool, uncool, and popular erotic video games?
The Guy Game
The Guy Game was originally created exclusively for Playstation 2, but since then, it’s become available on other gaming consoles. You can see from the graphic above that there’s a sense of, well, cheese with this erotic video game.
It’s simple: You answer trivia questions. When you are right, hot girls get nude.
The Guy Game came under scrutiny over the years for its use of a girl who claims she never gave permission to be featured in this erotic video game.
Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
Leisure Suit Larry, as a character, spent years as an icon of almost all erotic video games. He’s an 80s phenom. In the early 2000s, a game developer created Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude, as an attempt to revive the 1980s hornball character. The game wasn’t a huge success, but that should take nothing away from Larry’s overall influence in the erotic video game industry.
Playboy: The Mansion
Point blank, this erotic video game blows. But that doesn’t mean that Playboy: The Mansion fails to secure a spot in erotic video game lore.
The game developers hardly tried to make this experience a unique one, more likely they hoped to leverage the adult brand name to sell copies.
Poor graphics, unrealistic Playboy Mansion experience, and little content that works the inner loins. It’s a fail, but still, a game we feel has its place to those who love porn gamer history.
Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties
Talk about bad adult video games, Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties takes the top prize. But again, those who love historical erotic video games always like to add this to their collection.
This erotic video game attempts to leverage one of the most famous porno hooks in history – the plumber cleaning the girl’s pipes.
Who doesn’t get turned on by this? It’s so, so 80s.
But the graphics, nudity, and storyline of this erotic game hardly strike any cords. It’s just bad.
Sexy Poker
Unless you have a truly old-school computer, it is unlikely that Sexy Poker will work for you. But I suppose that’s not the whole point when it comes to collecting erotic video games.
This is as ancient as they come. And equally as 1980s as they come. This is a basic strip poker game. At the time of its release, many countries around the world forced the game into censored versions, making it tougher today to locate uncensored Sexy Poker versions.
But where there is a will, there is most certainly a way.
Hot Slots
I’m sure you are familiar with the infamous slot machines that can be found in nearly all Nevada gas stations as well as major resorts and hotel-casinos. Hot Slots works with old-school Nintendo consoles.
Look, this is a pull the lever style game. Hopefully, your bananas match up. If they do, a girl strips for you.
Let’s not try to make Hot Slots out to be anything complex or intricate.
Peek-a-Boo Poker
This is a strip poker erotic video game. There’s hardly much to talk about here. It’s poker. You get some pixelated nudity the more you win hands. By comparison with today’s porn games, Peek-a-Boo Poker is hardly anything to write home about. But in reality, you shouldn’t be writing home about porn games anyways.
Bubble Bath Babes
This erotic video game is based on the old Puzzle Bobbles. If you are familiar, you’ll immediately understand Bubble Bath Babes. You’ll get nudies for solving puzzles.
In terms of graphics, this stuff is pretty bad. But I mean, it’s old-school porn game fun, what do you expect?
This erotic video game at least can be a fun time killer.
What Happened To Erotic Video Games?
Let me warn you upfront, your mind is about to NOT be blown.
Erotic video games died out when old-school games like Atari and even early Nintendo-based games died out. The pixelated, one-dimensional aspects were replaced with 3D-style games.
Today’s porn games aren’t just erotic and often dating simulation experiences, but the graphics they boasts are off the chain fantastic and eye-popping. Erotic video games are a part of porn game history, which is why a lot of collectors still love to have them on hand.