Cunt Wars: Porn Game Graphics At Their Finest (Full Review)

It doesn’t get more to the point in a porn game name than that of Cunt Wars. But don’t start writing that letter home about the most amazing porn game you’ve ever encountered. You may or may not like Cunt Wars as a porn game, depending on what type of games you enjoy playing.

Cunt Wars is a card game at its very core.

So is Cunt Wars worth playing?

Cunt Wars: Powerful Graphics, Decent Strategy, Easy to Play

If you want to play Cunt Wars, the good news is that you download nothing. You can play it completely in your computer’s browser. You simply visit cuntwars.com and the game will begin loading inside your browser.

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Technically, you can’t play it on IOS or Android devices by way of apps, but again, you can play it via your device browser. Or, they will allow you to install an app. I’m not sure that the app can work in IOS given IOS is not open source like Android. I’d stick with the browser version. Just be aware, Cunt Wars is known to eat up a mobile battery like a rabbit in a carrot field.

It’s not one of my top mobile porn games as of yet, but the experience is pretty good so long as you have a decent connection.

Cunt Wars Plotline

Cunt Wars falls into the fantasy RPG genre. You’ll play a guy that goes by the name of Adam. Adam needs to defeat evil demons, all the while growing his bevy of hot girls. To increase his power, he’ll need to bang girls. Yes, Cunt Wars is a porn game, so yeah.

You can unlock new characters and the storyline gets a bit more complex, but you’ll never feel overwhelmed.

That’s because Cunt Wars is all about graphics. Meaning, it’s not going to drag you down with a complicated story or intricate gameplay. You’re there to enjoy the vibrant, potent imagery. The whole game pops off the screen.

Cunt Wars sex scenes are pretty ripe as well. You will end up in blowjob scenes, feet fetishes, even bondage. This porn game hardly tows traditional sex plays.

In order to be good at Cunt Wars, you need to play cards. Cards offer a variety of powers, such as double attacks, or defenses such as shields. It may feel mildly Dungeons and Dragons.

By way of coins, you can buy more girls in the game. You can earn coins and currency through gameplay.

Cunt Wars feels like a testosterone driven sequence of bad ass events. The women that surround you want dick. You slay imposing evil monsters at will.

Here’s a few of the Cunt Wars girls you’ll encounter. As you can see, the artwork is top-notch.

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The user interface where you act as Adam is pretty legit as well.

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cunt wars porn game screen

Overall, there’s not a lot of meat to this game. It’s all in the hentai, erotic aesthetics that fly off the screen as you play. I’d recommend Cunt Wars just based on its simplicity and imagery. It takes no time to learn and only minutes to dive into some rather seedy, erotic situations.