What happens when a gamer hires a cam girl to play Elden Ring with him? Well, only wonderful things, of course. This is a heartwarming tale of a lonely gamer who finds a glorious solution to defeating Elden Ring.
OK, this isn’t so much a Hallmark Holiday Movie as it is a semi-smutty romance tale that craftily finds a way to solve one of the newest, popular mainstream games.
Elden Ring is the new game on the block. Everybody wants some. There’s already Elden Ring porn parodies, because, of course there is. FromSoftware’s latest game installment is a fun play with your bros. Of course, if you’re a gamer looking to pepper in a little romance with your play, it might be a tougher predicament. While there’s tons of girl gamers out there, many of them might not want a last-minute advance by some bro they don’t know.
But a 31-year-old gamer named Chris apparently found a solution to such woes. He signed up for an adult cam site and propositioned Charley Hart, a famous porn star, to play Elden Ring along side him.
Reminiscing on my #spliffsandgiggles podcast with @AdrianaMayaX what an amazing time! Love this girl! pic.twitter.com/3cQyfoFdbG
— Charley Hart on FANSODA (@charleyhartxxx) March 24, 2022
Hart, of course, earns cash when her fans buy cam time with her. This normally translates to flirtation and strip teasing. But in Chris’ case, he recruited Charley specifically for playing Elden Ring with him.
And here’s an even more baffling part in this tale, Chris allegedly dropped $20,000 on her cam account.
“I usually play campaigns by myself in my boxer briefs and overload on carbs while chugging energy drinks,” Chris told The Sun. “It was nice to have Charley alongside me as I traversed The Lands Between. We got to know each other quite intimately and connected on a deeper level.”
If that’s not insane enough, Chris can’t wait for another big game release so he can hire Charley again. And rightfully so, they beat Elden Ring in around 40 hours.
While this all sounds a bit far-fetched, it’s not. During the COVID-19 lockdowns, many bros paid cam girls to play games with them. It’s a savvy way to beat loneliness and disconnect. Don’t hate the player, folks, hate the game.
There’s a lot I could do with $20,000. But hey, we all spend our money differently. And that’s just fine.