Some people are surprised to learn that Steam has adult games. Although, nothing is more surprising to learn than that one of Steam’s top porn games is titled, Genital Jousting. Because, come on man!
As one of the most popular adult titles on Steam, Genital Jousting embraces a cheesy, self-deprecation theme that appeals to a lot of gamers.
Check out our Genital Jousting review and learn what this game is all about.
Genital Jousting Review – What The Heck?
We love gaming. In the end, a game such as Genital Jousting exemplifies all the reasons we love gaming, even if we don’t care to play it. That’s because Genital Jousting embraces simplicity and fun and outputs a glorious game in a day and age where storyline complexity and graphic intensity often win out.
Genital Jousting refuses to try too hard, in fact, it almost protest such an idea.
The star of Genital Jousting is John,
John is a flaccid penis.
John is getting ready to go to his high school reunion.
So yeah, there’s complications (hence, the game part of this).
Developed by Free Lives and published by Devolver Digital in 2018, Genital Jousting’s free spirited gaming fun has charmed its way to a top spot. But Genital Jousting was pre-released in 2016 to a limited audience. So yeah, this game’s had time to flop (pun intended). But although the storyline revolves around limp dicks, its game popularity trajectory has been anything but floppy.
Genital Jousting experienced success on social media, namely, YouTube. This was due mostly to its bizarre appeal. People would see the game, think it was hilarious, and share it with their networks. As an adult game, Genital Jousting crossed over to mainstream.
John doesn’t know who he is anymore. He’s working a crumby job at a dildo testing factory. He’s unlucky at romance. But in just half a year, he’s looking to redeem himself at the reunion.
But John’s inside his own penis head. He’s stressed over rejection which often amounts to bad dreams. And alas, this amounts to lots of unique scenarios whereas John can test his will against stressful situations. Your job is to help John prepare himself for seeing his former bullies and former love interests.
That’s a big job (for you).
Genital Jousting is a lost soul sort of game. A game about redemption. A journey to reclaim a life that’s lost.
Sound familiar?
Weirdly, this humor porn game wraps itself up in some pretty heavy, heartfelt themes.
Genital Jousting works in story mode. You make decisions and choices. Those choices alter the game’s path. Genital Jousting is heavy on the story mode, to confirm. If you don’t appreciate reading stories, Genital Jousting isn’t for you.
Cost
Around $7.
Graphics
Gental Jousting graphics portray a bit of an 80’s video game blended with some bizarre surrealist’s painter’s imagination.
Overall, the graphics are clean, crisp and sharp. There’s definitely attention to detail. Most of the scenes orient themselves arcade style, so you always feel that video game vibe.
The artists clearly play to sexual innuendo at all times, most curves are elongated for penis inspired purpose.
The scenes go from deeper blues (dark) to gentle yellows (light) often, depending on the type of scene.
Genital Jousting graphics are fun, lighthearted, but high-quality.
Conclusion
Genital Jousting is a porn game that doesn’t take itself too seriously, yet, it can weigh heavy on the heart as we attempt to fix John’s lowly life. The graphics are energetic and laughable, but super high quality.