Cunt Wars: Porn Game Graphics At Their Finest (Full Review)

It doesn’t get more to the point in a porn game name than that of Cunt Wars. But don’t start writing that letter home about the most amazing porn game you’ve ever encountered. You may or may not like Cunt Wars as a porn game, depending on what type of games you enjoy playing.

Cunt Wars is a card game at its very core.

So is Cunt Wars worth playing?

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Innocent Witches: A Harry Potter Porn Game That Wins

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If you haven’t had enough of the Harry Potter-inspired porn game market, then you’re in luck with Sad Crab Company‚Äôs Innocent Witches. If this is feeling a little familiar, it’s probably because I recently reviewed Witch Trainer, which is similarly inspired by Harry Potter.

Before we dive too deep into Innocent Witches, I’d be remiss if I didn’t admit that I’ve never seen Harry Potter. Nor will I ever take the time to watch it. It’s just not my goblin of tea. That said, I love these Harry Potter porn games. The point is, Innocent Witches is a game for anyone, not just those folks who enjoy Harry Potter books or movies.

So what’s up with Innocent Witches? Is it worth playing?

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House Party Game: An Offensive, Poorly Designed, Tragedy

House Party is a first-person sex simulation game that’s built specifically for PC. In the land of cheeseballs, none is more cheesy than House Party. In 2017, the House Party game was censored by Steam. It eventually was re-listed, but with a censored version. As is the typical case, the censorship debacle launched House Party into a more popular place than it probably deserves.

Let’s be honest here, porn writing as a general rule of thumb should be prefaced with low expectations. We’ve gotten used to some bad plumber scenes. House Party consistently targets super shallow plotlines geared specifically for neanderthal horniness.

And that’s fine. It’s not my place to hate, I only run one of the biggest porn game sites on earth. What would I know?

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Witch Trainer: A Harry Potter Porn Game Parody That Wins

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Porn game creator Akabur has tapped into a haunting fantasy with his game, Witch Trainer. The Harry Potter porn game features a big-boobed, semi-innocent student who needs some wholesome corruption in her life. Fortunately, players like you get to contribute to her downward spiral.

Witch Trainer’s main adult star, Hermione Granger, seems that of impossible to divert from the good path, at least at first. But as the game progresses, it becomes obvious that she can be trained to seek out more erotic pleasures in life.

Witch Trainer is a highly rated adult game that’s grown in popularity over the years. Also, this is one of Akabur’s rare recent games, he’s sort of been in hiding for a few years. But we are happy with his latest creation, make no mistake about it.

So, do you like Harry Potter porn, or what? Well, if you do, let’s roll…

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The Grim Reaper Who Reaped My Heart! Review

Imagine a secret, enigmatic door located in your house. You’re curiosity gets the better of you and you decide to finally unveil what lies behind it. What you discover is a sexy Grim Reaper named Vel. She’s there to end your life. But there is work to be done first. She wants you to play her game.

The Grim Reaper Who Reaped My Heart! is a sexy porn game that stuns with powerful graphics and arouses with hot storyline. A product of porn game maker Kamuo, players will go out of this world with a sexy bang. You don’t just die immediately, you get to have sex with Vel first.

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