How To Get Started On OnlyFans (It Is Easier Than You Think)

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I know, I know, we’re all about that porn game life around these parts. But it is difficult to dismiss the growing world of Only Fans. Sure, OnlyFans caters to a lot of vanilla folks out there; but the adult oriented portion of the site is the most popular.

Therefore, a lot of people are wanting to put their sexiness, or sex lives, on full-display.

So let’s look at how you can get started with an adult OnlyFans account.

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Steam’s Top Selling Games, February 2022 (Wait, More Porn?)

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Steam is one of the biggest gaming platform’s online today. The new Steam Deck player is quickly becoming a popular mobile gaming device option as good if not better than any.

Steam games are always anticipated and widely played on a global level. So when Steam puts out it’s monthly top selling game list, we pay attention.

In February’s case, there’s no surprises when I tell you that a few porn game crept into the top lists.

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Gamer Girls Are Getting Rich From Bros Paying Them To Play With Them

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Last week, we reported on a story about a gamer who hired a webcam girl to beat Elden Ring with him. This bro spent $20,000 to hire the services of camgirl Charley Hart and supposedly, the only thing she beat for him was the game. Sorry, I had to.

Well now, as you might imagine, paying girls to help bros win games has become a thing. Welcome to the new world, folks, we’re all in this together.

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Savvy Gamer Hires Sexy Cam Girl to Help Conquer Elden Ring

What happens when a gamer hires a cam girl to play Elden Ring with him? Well, only wonderful things, of course. This is a heartwarming tale of a lonely gamer who finds a glorious solution to defeating Elden Ring.

OK, this isn’t so much a Hallmark Holiday Movie as it is a semi-smutty romance tale that craftily finds a way to solve one of the newest, popular mainstream games.

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Elden Ring Porn Is Now a Big Gamer Thing

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FromSoftware’s Elden Ring is quickly rising as one of the top video games on the market. It’s got a 90% rating on PC Gamer. Elden Ring’s director, Hidetaka Miyazaki, alongside George R.R. Martin. It went from the most anticipated game of the year to the most popular in nanoseconds.

So what happens in the evolution of a game’s rise to stardom?

Porn. Porn games. That’s what happens. When a game gets hot, 3D animators begin churning out porn game parodies. Hence, Elden Ring porn has arrived and it doesn’t show any indications of declining.

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Ukraine Wants Gaming Banned In Russia

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As the Ukraine/Russia war continues to make dramatic and terrifying headlines, corporations around the world are aligning to do their part to discourage the Russian invasion. Sanctions in the financial industry tend to feel the most potent. But now, Ukraine is calling for a Russian gaming ban. And it isn’t as absurd as it sounds.

Mykhailo Fedorov, the Vice Prime Minister and Minister of Digital Transformation of Ukraine, is calling on gaming companies to shut off access to their games in Russia. He hopes this helps foster an environment of discomfort among the Russian gaming community which might lead to revolt.

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Samsung Just Threw The Lamest Metaverse Party Ever

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It seems as though it might be a difficult feat to throw a shitty metaverse party. I mean, if you want, you can allow your metaverse party guests to mingle with ancient dinasours, or play in a WWE ring (WOOOOO!!!), so it’s hard to fathom unhappy guests.

But South Korean technology company, Samsung, found a way to screw things up. Although, not as bad as Zuckerberg’s bizarre metaverse avatar debacle. Still, kinda bad.

Here’s how.

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