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First and most importantly, it’s Xbox Network now, not Xbox Live. We don’t want to convert, either, but our journalistic hands are forced.
Second, nope, you’re not imagining things. No, it’s not you. It really is them. Xbox Network servers are down and rightfully, people are freaking out.
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I know, I know, we’re all about that porn game life around these parts. But it is difficult to dismiss the growing world of Only Fans. Sure, OnlyFans caters to a lot of vanilla folks out there; but the adult oriented portion of the site is the most popular.
Therefore, a lot of people are wanting to put their sexiness, or sex lives, on full-display.
So let’s look at how you can get started with an adult OnlyFans account.
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Steam is one of the biggest gaming platform’s online today. The new Steam Deck player is quickly becoming a popular mobile gaming device option as good if not better than any.
Steam games are always anticipated and widely played on a global level. So when Steam puts out it’s monthly top selling game list, we pay attention.
In February’s case, there’s no surprises when I tell you that a few porn game crept into the top lists.
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Ah, Twitch, the Amazon owned streaming gaming service that seems to constantly come under fire. This time, it’s for “accidentally” promoting porn and porn games. The quotes are a bit unnecessary as it does seem the issue stemmed from mishap. But we love quotes around here, they convey dramas, so we rolled with them.
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Last week, we reported on a story about a gamer who hired a webcam girl to beat Elden Ring with him. This bro spent $20,000 to hire the services of camgirl Charley Hart and supposedly, the only thing she beat for him was the game. Sorry, I had to.
Well now, as you might imagine, paying girls to help bros win games has become a thing. Welcome to the new world, folks, we’re all in this together.
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What happens when a gamer hires a cam girl to play Elden Ring with him? Well, only wonderful things, of course. This is a heartwarming tale of a lonely gamer who finds a glorious solution to defeating Elden Ring.
OK, this isn’t so much a Hallmark Holiday Movie as it is a semi-smutty romance tale that craftily finds a way to solve one of the newest, popular mainstream games.
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FromSoftware’s Elden Ring is quickly rising as one of the top video games on the market. It’s got a 90% rating on PC Gamer. Elden Ring’s director, Hidetaka Miyazaki, alongside George R.R. Martin. It went from the most anticipated game of the year to the most popular in nanoseconds.
So what happens in the evolution of a game’s rise to stardom?
Porn. Porn games. That’s what happens. When a game gets hot, 3D animators begin churning out porn game parodies. Hence, Elden Ring porn has arrived and it doesn’t show any indications of declining.
As the Russia, Ukraine war becomes more intense, porn stars in Russia are angry that OnlyFans banned them as part of “corporate sanctions.” And they are letting the world know.
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As the Ukraine/Russia war continues to make dramatic and terrifying headlines, corporations around the world are aligning to do their part to discourage the Russian invasion. Sanctions in the financial industry tend to feel the most potent. But now, Ukraine is calling for a Russian gaming ban. And it isn’t as absurd as it sounds.
Mykhailo Fedorov, the Vice Prime Minister and Minister of Digital Transformation of Ukraine, is calling on gaming companies to shut off access to their games in Russia. He hopes this helps foster an environment of discomfort among the Russian gaming community which might lead to revolt.
Do you love your iPhone?
Probably. I know that I love mine. But Apple may have some big plans to replace your iPhone with smaller, creepy technology. Apple reportedly is creating virtual reality contact lenses.
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