The Internet is ripe with unfathomable controversies. From the “what color is that” memes to Wordle controversies. Its all relatively silly. But we may have found the most ridiculous Internet controversy of all time in a new Steam porn game. It involves Hitler and his balls.
There are so many things wrong with this story that I literally confuse myself while conveying the basics. So I’ll simplify this drama as much as possible.
Let’s begin with the simple, absurd beginnings.
Gaming platform Steam launched a new porn game called Sex With Hitler. This from the same team who brought you Sex With Stalin. Even if we stopped this story right now, it would be weird. But we aren’t stopping, this train is crashing into the station in dramatic fashion so buckle up.
Sex With Hitler uses hentai porn graphics to display a bizarre world where Hitler has a lot of sex. It’s a top-down shooter game that leverages a visual novel. The novel is set in the final days of World War II. Hitler is on the run and realizes he’s screwed. So he readies himself to escape Germany. But he also wants to make a final sexcapade before leaving. Hence, he goes around looking to get laid by a bunch of hentai women before his exit.
Sex With Hitler is pure gaming garbage that seeks to make cash off it’s controversial name.
But here’s where things get even more absurd.
Some history buffs are upset that there are historical innacuracies in the game. That alone is unsettling given no one person should expect a porn game named Sex With Hitler to observe some historical accuracy standards. But apparently, there are people who feel Sex With Hitler failed to convey proper history. And mostly, anatomical history.
Enter Hitler’s testicles.
Some historians believe that Hitler had right-side cryptorchidism, which caused him to appear to lack a ball. But in Sex With Hitler, Hitler rolls with dual balls. People are mad.
Many reviewers were steamed over the potential anatomical inaccuracy. What’s more concerning is that the people who discovered this issue actually spent time playing this game. That’s unimaginable to me.
I guess these same people must believe that Hitler was shredded like your local gym rat, also. Because in the game, bro, Hitler is rolling with Brad Pitt’s Fight Club abs.
Steam is often the center of controversy for some of the games it allows on its platform. Sex With Hitler isn’t helping them calm those who feel the company allows racists and offensive content. Steam already allows porn games which has some people perturbed.
But hey, Sex With Hitler is clear garbage, so it is beyond me why anyone would ever play it and moreover, analyze it. There are better, less offensive free porn games out there. You just have to know where to click (hint).