A year ago, I received an anonymous email from one of our many porn game users. I’d be remiss to tell you I read them all. But there was something about the title, which read “handjob dating and porn games are butter” that struck me.
It really stood out.
I wasn’t impressed by his metaphor, it didn’t make a lot of sense. But it didn’t matter. I found myself considering handjob dating (a term I’d never heard up to reading this email) and porn games (something I know as well as any adult male).
So when the sun dropped – the wife turned in for bed – the dog surrendered to hits cushy bed heaven – I read that email.
And it was brilliant.
This porn gamer explained his handjob dating and porn game habit. And I fell in lust with the idea. He claimed if you follow his way, you could have the mythical “super orgasm.”
So, I was all in.
Porn Games Play and Handjob Dating
Let’s name our porn gamer, Ron.
Ron likes handjobs and porn games. He stated such ever so clearly in his letter to the Porn Game editor (that’s me, ha!).
He discussed using a dating site that coordinates handjob with mutual interests.
Say WHAT?
The entire idea seemed entirely too absurd. But similarly and in a most unsettling of ways, it also seemed rather, well, appetizing.
Ron would use a dating site called Free Handjob Hookup to find local girls in his area that enjoyed giving handjobs.
I emailed Ron back, because, of course, I did. I needed the deets.
Ron said that he had became addicted to cursor-based porn games. When I say “cursor-based,” I mean games where you are moving your cursor to control the action. The action not being a puzzle, but often, a girl’s vagina or a guy’s dick in a girl’s vagina.
Cursor based porn games often utilize an easier to understand interface. You don’t answer trivia or solve puzzles, you simply navigate your cursor to cause a girl to orgasm or to, I don’t know, receive a cumshot to the face. Cumshot game is a popular cursor game, but way more extravagant than the usual ones we find.
Ron enjoyed the idea of using the Handjob Dating site to locate girls in the area that enjoy giving handjobs.
What I Learned About Handjob Dating
Now, here’s what I learned about handjob dating, a subject I knew NOTHING about prior to the writing of this article.
Handjob dating members are looking to play out fantasies. For example, a girl may have a fantasy of jerking off a random guy in her car. So she pitches that to other dudes who are often more than willing to oblige. Likewise, guys can make their pitch. Clearly, guys get fewer responses depending on how extravagant the fantasy, but all the same, they get responses.
Ron put up an absurd hail mary on Free Handjob Hookup. His pitch was that he wanted to play porn games while receiving a handjob. He wanted a girl that would keep pace with his play. He chose simple games that often utilized cumshot facials or orgasms as the outcome.
Here’s the beauty in this. Ron controlled a virtual dick while a cute girl stroked his real dick.
I didn’t believe Ron, at least not at first. He sent me some blurry screencaps of accepted offers and even sent me a video of him and a girl’s hand stroking him off while he played. She seemed to understand the handjob experience was being filmed, but didn’t want her face in the video.
I get it. I’m not sure if jerking a guy off while he plays a free porn game is exactly socially acceptable.
Although fringe, it’s difficult to ignore just how enticing such an experience is.
Case and point, many virtual porn games utilize devices, such as the Fleshlight, to allow for that external stimulation. You can find a few of these games on our top Oculus Quest porn games list.
I think the dismay comes in when we consider that most guys would just focus on the real girl, rather than the elaborate, sophisticated technology. But in the case of porn games and handjobs, the technology seems fluid and synergistic.
In other words, it seems right.
Any Downsides?
According to our porn gamer handjob connoisseur, Ron, the only downside is that many girls who seek delight in giving handjobs enjoy when the man worships them. So if you’re playing a porn game, you’re not paying attention to her. Therefore, she might be turned off.
This is why Ron says it’s ultra-important to be truthful in your intentions. He says it might be a good idea to use the Handjob Dating site first without the porn game aspect involved. Get to know some girls, find some mutual energies, and then bring it up later over chat.
So How Can You Score?
The only handjob dating site we know of is Free Handjob Hookup. But after this article hits the Internet, we expect competition to become ripe and thick. The handjob trend is growing among millennials while the porn game sector is absolutely exploding.
Handjob dating and porn games, can in fact, give a man a super orgasm. But it does require some work on your part. In other words, it’s a dating site. If dating sites annoy you, then you’ll have to go the way of convincing your girlfriend or wife of your fantasy. If she’s cool with it, then you’re in big-time luck. But if she isn’t, you risk exposing yourself as a major perve.